The Fuzz Needs To Get Off My Ass!

So I'm driving down the street the other day and a copper puts on his lights. I think, he better not be starting any problems. Well, I roll down my window and he tells me, "This is your lucky day?"

And I say, "My lucky day? It's your lucky day I ain't put a cap in your ass just for bothering me."

Aight, maybe I didn't say that, but I thought it. Hard. And he keeps going on. "It's your lucky day. Because I just receieved another call, but I see that you don't have your registration updated. You need to get that done"

My lucky day? Like I was shaking in my boots b/c of a stupid little ticket? Naw, I repeat, it's his lucky day cuz I wasn't going to have my time wasted while he wrote me up stupid registration fine.

And what's up w/PDX and freaking their shit out over my registration? I went 3 years once w/o updating it. Now it's been 5 months and I've already gotten 2 tickets and now an ominous warning? They need to get life. Ain't there some real problems to deal with? I might just give them one if they don't watch their step. I'm just saying...