Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Bumper Stickers

I normally kind of hate bumper sticker. But I've seen 2 pretty funny ones recently.

1. Blame Canada

And my favorite

2. If ignnorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

How about you guys? Any favorite bumper stickers?



Blogger michael5000 said...

"Crossbows don't kill people. Quarrels kill people."

Or three rearranged bumper stickers I like:

"A Mary of One"

"Say No to Doug"

"One Man One Woman One Man One Woman One Man One Woman = Sexy!"

12:53 pm  
Anonymous chuckdaddy's big sis said...

farms not arms

don't panic go organic

don't tell my mom i'm a dog groomer, she thinks I play piano at a whorehouse
(i actually saw this.)

7:32 pm  
Blogger Kadonkadonk said...

Don't hate me because I have a bumper sticker. I couldn't resist.

"Frodo failed, Bush has the Ring"

6:26 am  
Blogger Jenny! said...

Bumper stickers suck...i have to just about rearend people ot read them...and then they are disappointing anyway! But...

Missing your cat? Look under my tire!

8:41 am  
Anonymous emho said...

Not my fav bumper sticker, but a bumper sticker anecdote.

I'm quite a literal person so I was really offended by seeing a bumper sticker that said, "Beer drinkers get more head."

It seriously bothered me for like 2 years before I mentioned it to a friend who explained that "head" was not referring to the sexual act but the foam on top of a poured brewski.

I really hate "visualize whirled peas," and "Not all wander are lost." Well, you sure seem lost because your driving sucks! Both hands on the wheel. Put down the pipe!

Ugh. Dirty hippies!

1:44 pm  
Blogger michael5000 said...

Ha! Ha! "Beer drinkers get more head" is pretty hilariously random if you don't catch the pun....

8:49 am  
Blogger 5 of 9er said...

I'm a fan of the "Play An Accordian, Go To Jail"

9:03 am  
Blogger Karin said...

I just saw this one yesterday,

"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country, too."

I'm also rather fond of, "Jesus is coming. Look busy."

10:02 am  
Blogger ReckenRoll said...

My car is a Tube so I don't see a lot of these anymore...but being originally an Alaskan chick my fridge has a sticker that says, "Alaska girls kick ass"

9:00 am  

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