Blog Rating
Following in the footsteps of Jenny! and Michael5000, I decided to see what my blog was rated. And I have to admit, as I waited for it to compute, I actually felt a little worried that I'd get some pussy ass little bitch rating like "G" or the wanna be gangsta but afraid to say "fuck" "PG-13". Fortunately, I made it up to the sexually explicit, but not hardcore, "NC-17". Below, is a list of why:
poop (6x)
shit (5x)
crack (4x)
prick (3x)
sex (2x)
pissed (1x)
shit (5x)
crack (4x)
prick (3x)
sex (2x)
pissed (1x)
I am embarrassed to say, after looking over that list, that those seem a little "PG-13". "Pissed"? "Prick"? And, forgetting the rating system for a second, why did I mention "poop" 6 times? I seem to have the potty mouth of a 9-year old.
But hey, I'm not the expert. I will put my full trust into the rating system and even try to write by it. So I'll continue to swear while discussing sex, drugs, and poop, but I promise it'll always be a for a higher artistic purpose.
Labels: Life
posted by chuckdaddy2000 at 11:35 am
10 Comments:
You did use poop an aweful lot! Hmmm, does someone have a secret obsession? I do like the use of prick!
Dude. Cool it with the poop mouth.
I didn't admit this on Jenny!'s blog, but the Bible blog seemed to get its NC-17 rating based on such scathing words as "kill." And "smite."
Smite?
I thought this was particularly hilarious in light of a recent decision by the notoriously perverse MPAA. To wit: bathing in a pool of blood that, unbeknowst to the character, is spilling out of gaping wounds on her dead pal -- that's an R rating. Bathing in a pool of blood that, unbeknowst to the character, is spilling out of the gaping wounds on her dead pal, while the character touches her own nipple -- NOW we're talking NC-17.
I forget which movie that related to. Not the kind of film I usually watch.
How did they even think of adding "smite" as a dirty word? Are there a lot of medieval blogs?
That rating system is harsh. Well, looks like my nephews can't read my blog. Probably best that they don't . . .
My blog has "boobs" and "tits" all over it (thanks to my Friday Google search feature), and all I get is a lousy "R" rating.
Congrats! That being a teacher thing is really paying off. :)
Why would the girl touch her nipple while in a pool of blood???
I got NC-17 as well for the 4 'shit' and 2 'sex' words in my blog, but it doesn't go into the archives because I did a little of my own counting and I also have said 'fuck' 3,117 times and 'bitch' 48 times, and 'cock-fucker' at least 9 times...
Cherry Ride - an "R"? Wow, your blog seems more scandalous than mine (and miles ahead of Michael's Bible Blog). This is making me second those scientifically tested blog ratings.
Or maybe the problem is the "boobs" you are referring to are Helen Mirren's. Try talking about a younger hussie and I think an "NC-17" is yours.
Jenny!, just because YOU don't like touching your nipples when you are in pools of blood doesn't mean you need to get all judgemental about what other people do in the privacy of their own pools of blood.
But I think the idea was that she didn't realize it was a pool of her friend's blood because it was, like, night or something. I didn't watch the movie, so the subtleties escaped me.
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