Thursday, December 15, 2005

A Really Dumb Idea



I read that they are going to release a hybrid SUV, which has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. If you want to have a more fuel efficient car there are much easier ways to go about it. Like, you know, buying a smaller fucking car. Or better yet, Congress could refrain from kissing Detroit ass and stop allowing SUVs to be classified as Semi-trucks for fuel-efficiency standards. And who would buy this gas-guzzling hybrid anyway? A retarded environmentalist? A do-gooder housewife who will finally be able to balance her need for ample car space, 4- wheel drive, and a better mother earth? I just don't see how this will work economically or environmentally for anyone.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally I think this is a step in the right direction. While I would never buy an SUV there are people who feel they have to have them for the ski season, to scuttle thier brood around or to make up for some personality deficiency. Many Americans see it as their right to have a huge assed, gas guzzler...at least this offers some compromise.

10:20 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Ford Escape gets almost 25mpg- a lot of your 'smaller cars' that you are so fond of don't even get that. I have a frickin Great Dane to lug around now- you put a Great Dane in your Honda Civic. Besides- in Atlanta, you can be targeted for crime by driving low testosterone vehicles such as Toyotas or Hondas - its really a safety issue Charlie. If you look wussy, you might get popped, yo.

10:11 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Touchy touchy. Didn't realize my fans were such COMPLETE AND TOTAL GAS WHORES. I'll be thinking of you all as the polar ice caps melt all over your GAZ GUZZLING ASSES

3:33 pm  

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