Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Movie Names

A G\good movie name can make or break a movie. Or maybe not. Maybe it all it means is it'll be altered and used for magazine article titles a lot(Pulp Fact or Fiction?). Either way, here is my top ten for great and terribly named movies.


Great Movie Names

1. Sex Lies and Videotape (Maybe the best move name ever)
2. Fried Green Tomatoes (Sounds interesting)
3. On Golden Pond (Sounds important)
4. Boy, Did I Get A Wrong Number! (Never saw it, but don't you want to?)
5. Sunset Boulevard
6. The 6th Sense (Best suspense name ever)
7. Permanent Midnight
8. Can't Stop The Music (Why not? Why is the music not stopping?)
9. Santa With Muscles (Iwould know this was a terrible movie, but watch it for a little to see just what it was talking about. Is Santa coming back to kick ass?)
10. Crimes and Misdemeanors

Bad Movie Names

1. Millagro Beanfield War (Could a movie sound more boring?)
2. Quiz Show (Another Redford movie. Hmmm...)
3. The Pianist
4. Ben Hur
5. Cinderella Man (For a boxing movie? What were they thinking)
6. The Deer Hunter (Sounds like a documentary)
7. Ghosts Can't Do It (Do what? What can't ghosts do?
8. Simon Sez (Wtf?)
9. Gigli (You need to be able to proniunce it- jiggly or giggly?)
10. Monster A Go-Go

And for the toilet humor inclined, here is site that has movie names that sound like when you poop

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always liked "Se7en." Not sure why.

4:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roger Ebert: "Affleck plays Larry Gigli, rhymes with 'Geely,' and one wonders, learning that they rejected several earlier titles for the movie, which ones could have been worse than this."

8:22 pm  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I laughed my ass off reading those doody movie titles!

Bo Derrik was hot in Ghosts Can't Do It, but the movie STUNK like the title. Remember Earth Girls Are Easy? That was a lame title too.

12:20 pm  

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