Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Fashion Issue #2: The Butt Crack Epidemic

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In this week's Fasion Issue, we will be turning our spotlight onto a current trend in women's fashion, rocking the butt crack. Now, maybe I'm alone here and I have been accused of being a bit of prude. But shouldn't the butt crack be saved for the bedroom (or the bathroom)? Showing more stomach more back more cleavage... Great. Maybe even the top of your butt. But once the crack comes into play, I think you've gone too far. I hate to be a Bill O'Reilly, but if our youth grows up thinking the butt crack is a socially acceptable fashion accumen, what's next? An entire cheek? The full ass? Hell maybe we should just crawl around with our naked butts raised high in the air like chimpanzees. Is this what we really want???

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you rather see crack or a thong protruding from low rise jeans?

I think jean fashion is trending back to a more respectable style and shirts are getting longer. However there will always be the Britney Spears wanna bees...

9:01 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is kickin' it extremely old school, but y'all need to go back to about 1960 and check out the song "Vicki Dougan" from one of the greatest hipster indie albums of all time, the Slightly Fabulous Limelighters. They pretty much say all there is to say on this topic.

9:41 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crack versus thong? Are these our only two choices? What happened to a nice pair of panty hose?????????????

8:57 am  

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