Glow-In-The-Dark Donkeys

In the South African country of Namibia, there has been a big problem with DIDs (driving into donkeys). It seems that the paved roads are a nice warm place to sleep, and drivers have been killed by smashing into these big asses at night. Recently, the president's guard died in a donkey-related-incident. Enter Russell Hay, a British man in charge of Donkey Welfare. He is piloting a program in which volunteers attach reflective tags to Donkeys' ears. The new glowing donkeys will now be easier to avoid, saving both parties' lives. Hurray for glow-in-the-dark donkeys!!!